Sang using Alicia Keys' Fallin' (Chorus)

"I keep on fallin' of the plank

I'm worried, very very worried. On the average, I'm falling down once every lesson! This is bad if it keeps on going in this way.

Doing E-brake is quite ok for me but riding on the plank killed me. For don't know how many times, I kept on falling off the plank and off the track. The entire lesson, I couldn't pass the plank successfully! Great, after Crank course, now I've got another killer -- plank.

Everytime I'm up on the plank, I start to wobble and cannot keep in track. I just kept on steering off! Confidence level: 0! Thomas on the other hand did a fantastic job on the plank. Keep it up dude!

Now now, where the hell is Aaron? He is UNCONTACTABLE! After losing his handphone, he should get a new line and get it fix! Now, is he still interested in the job?

Yeah! This is the hundredth post! Lalala... Ok, I know it's no big deal considering me blogging almost everyday (looking at the calendar on the right). Alright, I hear someone calling me chatterbox... I'm NOT denying it! Haha.

I almost puked inside the MRT cabin just now while on my way back from Creative! Not that I'm not feeling well or what but the moment I sat down, an old ah pek sitting opposite me kept on STARING at me. I'm not exaggerating, he was literally staring at me! It was as if I owe him millions of dollars! But that's besides the point of why I felt like puking. Well, this very same ah pek started digging his nose despite the entire cabin looking at him with disbelief. Digging discreetly is ok but vigorously? Hmmmmmmm, and after that, he decided to "dispose" his black gold by wiping it off under the seat! What the fuck!?!

Ok, that's only the first part of the story. Here comes the one... I decided to take a short nap since it's still a long way home and also at the same time, save my eyes from seeing such stuff that will kinda "pollute" it. I don't know what else this ah pek had been doing during my short nap but when I woke up, he was digging his ears! Gosh! Then, he decided to find out how his earwax smells like? Oh my goodness! GROSS!

Now you understand why I felt like puking back then.

Anyway, got my MP3 player battery cover changed and it's NOT under the 1 year guarantee. Same for my earphones. So, only paid for the new cover which is about $5. Darn, it's a little expensive for a small piece of plastic like this. Argh!

Ok, ripped this off from one of my email attachments and it's really really funny! So, enjoy laughing!

Have you ever wondered why office staff is always dead tired? They are tired by the end of the day and companies require no further physical fitness programmes for their employees. The reason is that EVERYONE gets enough exercise by:

1. Jumping to conclusion
2. Beating around the bush
3. Running down the boss
4. Going around in circles
5. Dragging their feet
6. Passing the buck
7. Climbing the ladder
8. Wading through paperwork
9. Pulling strings
10. Throwing their weight around
11. Stretching the truth
12. Bending the rules
13. Pushing their luck

No wonder they are all dead tired at the end of their working day!

I am so LAZY! I'm suppose to wake up this morning for a jog and yet I can't resist the temptation of the cooling weather and my welcoming bed! I went back to my lala land almost immediately. But who can deny this morning's weather isn't good for sleeping eh?

Well, just reached home after my bike lesson again and remember my previous few post that I've mentioned about the phobia of entering Figure 8 course and Crank course? Well, I've overcome it finally. Well, not perfecting the skills of moving within but at least, my heart don't pump like the last time now and I don't screw up that often anymore. Slope as usual was a piece of cake.

And what a close shave that was! It started drizzling right after our lesson! Phew!

Tomorrow will be a pretty long day perhaps. I've got a job briefing in the morning and then later in the afternoon, I'm going over to Creative to repair my player! Ok, this is the annoying part! My player wasn't even a year old but the earphones wires are already damaged! And perhaps due to it's small size, the battery cover is about to break off too! Argh! after going to Creative, gonna go for TKD training. Ok, I'll play smart this time round -- bring my guards down! Haha.

"Rain drops keep falling on my head..."

Ok, not literally falling on my head but right now, at this very instance, it's raining cats and dogs outside my window. It's really a nice weather to sleep in however. But perhaps I've enough of sleep in bed and I'm kinda wondering when will the sun shine again? Ok, let's not get too emotional ya. Haha.

I am totally SHAGGED OUT!

After bike lesson yesterday, Went home to pack my stuff for TKD and I'm totally unprepared for sparring AGAIN! Thought they say that there will only be 1 sparring session per week and Tuesday we already had our sparring le. Hmmmmm.

Well anyway, they started off with circuit sparring. Which means the entire class will stand in 2 rows facing each other and start sparring for about 1 to 2 minutes then there will be a change in partners. It went on for quite sometime and I tell you, it's one of the longest circuit sparring I've ever done. Then it was shadow sparring, whereby the instructors will hold onto 2 hand-mit (hand targets) to mimick the opponents' movement and target exposure while we have to chase and kick or counter. I tell you, this one is damn shag. Then I don't know what's going on when suddenly they decided to get all the Brown belt and above to do sparring sessions with all the juniors! It went on and on till I almost collapse, not including the time where my precious groin got kicked! Ouch! I couldn't even stand up, I mean on my feet! What are you thinking?

And guess what? Right after training, I've got a call from Kailoong, informing me that they will be going Dbl O! And entrance before 2230H is free! Yeah right! Looking at the clock, it was already 2130H and I'm still in NYP. How to make it on time? I haven't reach home, haven't had my dinner, haven't bathe, haven't change up, haven't wash my tobok. Wah, so last minute activation! More over right after my training, my left arm was badly bruised, like being tortured while my right arm couldn't bend upwards fully! Ouch! Both my shin were bruised too. My in-step was slightly swollen. Ouch! But nevertheless, I went, though at a later time with Aaron and JJ.

Some unhappiness here and there when Aaron's friend couldn't enter due to age constraints (Aaron, why didn't check?) but we all went in. Danced all night and ended the young night at Geylang with a sumptous meal of soya bean and tau huey! Haha.

And I never knew, there's so much prositution going on at Geylang after so many to stop all these activites by the gahmen. Hmmmmmmm.

"Rain rain go away, come again another day!"

How I wish this was true just now while I was having my bike lesson half-way. It started pouring like a major storm. Heavy rain, poor visibility and strong wind. And I thought Lesson 2 might be a breeze! Yeah right! I fell down for goodness sake while I mounted kerb don't know how many times! Ok, for a start, we have to complete a Figure-8 Course within 11 seconds, followed by a Crank-Course for 6 seconds. Now, this Crank-Course is NOT the same as those you do for cars, this is much much narrowier! Plus rain, plus wind, plus phobia, I tell you, it is sooooooooooooo hard! I mounted kerb here not once but TWICE! And one of it, I fell while balancing myself on the kerb. Mounted kerb in Figure-8 once. Stalled my engine in it too for about 2 times!

Darn!

Ok, just when you though only girls get ugly tan-lines after staying in the sun, you are WRONG! After yesterday's lesson, I've got 2 extremely ugly tan-lines on both of my fore arms! And I was only in the sun for only a short while! Wah kaoz!

Why am I getting that ugly tan-lines you might ask? You see, for all student's taking bike lessons at SSDC, will have to wear gloves n protective gear. Now, the glove will only cover up your hand right? The elbow guard will only cover up the elbow. So, now left the uncovered part and viola, here comes the tan-lines when the sun comes up. Damn!

It's so ugly! So please promise me that you would laugh when you see my arms ok?

And gosh, my bike lesson later on is at 1440H. Hope there's no sun but it's raining now! What the heck? I better don't slip and fall. Saw a guy yesterday while doing crank course fell. Ouch!